A Collection of Painful Yankee Audio

17 Jun
Baby covered ears

Ruined at such a young age...

I honestly can’t think of anything worse than listening to a Yankee radio broadcast. The combination of Suzyn (with a Y!) Waldman and John Sterling just can’t be beat in it’s awfulness. Now, this isn’t to say Sterling is a bad broadcaster. In fact, I think he actually calls a good game – as long as the Yankees lose and a home run isn’t involved. His home run catchphrases are so douchy that even Yankee fans turn the volume down when a ball leaves the park. Hell, even if he stopped after his “Niiiiiiit is high, niiiiiiiit is far, niiiiiit is gone” call, it wouldn’t be so bad. But he can’t stop. He has to add “An A-bomb – from A-Rod!” and “Ohhhhh, the Grandyman can” to the end and ruin a halfway decent call. You’re off the mark, Sterling.

Waldman is just a pain to listen to. Her screech is ear splitting, and she just says inane things. To top it off, she has a horrific Boston accent that she hasn’t been able to shake that must annoy Yankee fans to no end. Is a Boston accent bad? Kinda. Is a Boston accent bad when you’re a Yankee broadcaster? Very.

Here are some Sterling home run calls, but first, Waldman’s infamous “OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS I EVAH SAWH!” Clemens meltdown.


Home Run Calls

Skip to :30

Double whammy of terrible on this one

I apologize if your ears are now bleeding. Enjoy your weekend. Photo via.


5 Responses to “A Collection of Painful Yankee Audio”

  1. Connor July 3, 2012 at 12:07 pm #

    How can you say these are horrible? I don’t get it? I literally love every single one of these calls…..wtf is wrong with you losers?

  2. Connor July 4, 2012 at 10:52 pm #

    Don’t fucking say what Yankee fans will do when your not a Yankee fan faggot. He’s a great announcer so shut You’r fucking mouth bitch

    • Connor July 4, 2012 at 10:52 pm #

      *stupid faggots

    • Andrew July 5, 2012 at 8:17 am #

      Whoa there, Internet Tough Guy. If you’d actually read the post, you would have seen that I said I thought Sterling was a good announcer – his home run/end of game calls just suck. The game isn’t about him, but there he is, shoehorning a catchphrase in at every opportunity, ruining a perfectly acceptable call.

      Also, *you’re.

      • Connor January 25, 2013 at 8:49 pm #

        Ill slap you hoe

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